Funny stories - Marriage Video Transcripts
Video 1 Transcript
So when we were dating, I'm Matthew and this is Melissa, we went to a music event and there was a woman singing on stage that had a frozen like a Elsa t-shirt and there was a man right in front of us that looked like he was in a motorcycle game that had like a shirt of like a scantily dressed woman on a motorcycle on the back of it and so I said to Matthew, oh I think my niece Mary who's two would really like that shirt and I looked at the motorcycle guy's shirt and I was like really uh you don't think it's inappropriate and then then we realized that I had been talking about the Elsa shirt while he was looking at the motorcycle woman's shirt yeah so sometimes you don't know what each other's talking about make sure to clarify.
Video 2 Transcript
Sometimes my husband gets distracted and doesn't listen to me very well. So the other day, I told him how there was one bowl in the fridge of raw eggs and another bowl of hard-boiled eggs. And the next day, I told him that we were going to make something with the hard-boiled eggs, and he goes, oh no, those eggs in the back, they're frozen. And I said, frozen, they're hard-boiled. And he looks at me and starts laughing and goes, oh, I thought they were frozen. So I tried to crack one yesterday and I threw it out. So we had a good laugh about that, but that is why listening to your spouse is very important.
Video 3 Transcript
When Melissa and I were engaged we did a wedding registry where you know you pick the things that you want as wedding gifts or whatever that people can look online and I we were trying to think of like practical things that people could get for us like you know maybe tools that we might want to use or like kitchen things and I saw duct tape and I was like oh yeah that's great and it said one direction duct tape and I was like yeah that's great I don't want two-sided duct tape I just want you know it's sticky on one side well my cousin got us that and she wrote in her letter she was like I think it's so funny that you wanted One Direction duct tape and we opened up the gift and it was One Direction the band duct tape like One Direction the group the artists group like oh my goodness that was hilarious we're not fans of them I mean they're great but yeah we weren't we don't really care about their music that much no offense
Video 4 Transcript
My husband and I were dating. We went to visit his family in Oregon and we went hiking. My husband and I were in charge of packing the lunches and I didn't know their family very well. We were making sandwiches and my husband told me to put a celery stick on his dad's sandwich, knowing that he hated celery, but I did not know this until he told me. And so I was like, okay, you can do it. I don't know him well enough. I'm not going to play a prank on him, but we put celery on his sandwich and we went hiking and then he took a bite into the sandwich and bit the celery and it was so funny and he pulled it out and then he looked at us and we're like, ah, and then he took the celery and he chucked it off the mountain.
Video 5 Transcript
I'm super ticklish, but my husband is not, which I think is unfair. And so he can get away with tickling me with little effort, and then I just always thought it was unfair. But I've discovered when I got married, I have a superpower. I attack him with flatulence to get revenge for him tickling me.
