Are you a camera? Because I smile every time I look at you. Nothing beats it. Jeez, I can't believe I just said that. You know, Lifey, you don't have to post this one, but are you virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
Sorry, I keep falling for you.
I think you're 9 out of 10, because I'm the one you need.
Do a tree, because I'd never leaf you.
So this one has uh, not worked for me, but I think it's funny still. You start off, you say, hey girl, are you lightning? And they're probably going to be like, what? Because you know, why wouldn't they? And then you say, because I want to make you McQueen. Ka-chow!
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd rate you a 9, because I'm the one you need.
Do you have a map? I think I got lost in your eyes.
Once upon a time, when I was at a steak dance, when I was 14 years old, a guy that I knew came up to me and told me that he could read palms, and I thought he was full of crap, but I was willing to give him a chance anyway. And so I'm like, okay, show me how to do it. And so he goes, this is your lifeline, this is your heartline, and this is a pickup line. And because I was just an awkward 14 year old, I just stared at our hands and laughed in his face. The end.
Hey girl, did you just come from stats class? Because you've got a significant figure.
So this pickup line only works if it's October 10th. Are you today's date? Because you're 10 out of 10.
Hey, how are your hands doing? As a creative way to hold the person's hand for the first time. It worked.
I had my now husband touch my shirt. I was like, hey, feel this. And I said, what material do you think it's made out of? And he's like, I don't know, polyester. I said, girlfriend material. And that's how we became official.
I was looking in the book of Numbers in the Bible and I didn't see yours.
Are you lightning? Because I want to make you McQueen.
You a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.
All right, if a girl asks for your name, she's like, hey, yo, what's your name? I didn't catch your name. She'd be like, you know, my buddies call me Davis, but you can call me any time. Like, oh girl, your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold that for you. So if you're trying to get a girl's name, you just be like, um, so like, do you have a name or can I just call you mine? Like, like what's going on here? Oh, dude, looks like you got a cut in your lip right there. Here, let me kiss it better. You know, actually, I've never seen an angel in person. Oh wait, my bad. That was until I met you. Sorry, forgot about that. All right, so like, other than being cute, like, what do you do for a living, man? Like, come on. Dude, I just can't, I can't get it. I, there's something, you look like someone I know. I just, oh my gosh, you know who it is? You look like my next girlfriend. That's who it is. Gotcha. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I can't take full credit for this one because this one comes from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but one of my favorite pickup lines is, girl you look so fine, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.
Wow, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Are you King Laban's sword? Because you are exceedingly fine.