Funny stories - Accountant Video Transcripts
Video 1 Transcript
I'm working for Pete Marwick, KPMG Pete Marwick up in Seattle. They promoted me to manager and then promptly sent me off to manager school in Dallas, I think it was. Anyway, you get there, they break you up into groups and we're all sitting there wearing our suits trying to impress each other. You know, I'm looking around and I looked at everybody and I said, hey, do you guys know what the Pete Marwick's motto is? And they're like, it's the first test and they're failing. And I said, here it is. We don't have to be good. We're big.
Video 2 Transcript
We live in a day and an age of only fans and fansly or whatever other point websites you want to ask. So whenever I tell people that I'm an accountant, they always ask, are you an accountant or are you an accountant? And it makes me laugh every time because I'm actually an accountant.
Video 3 Transcript
There is nobody in my high school graduating class that would have ever said, oh yeah, he's going to be an accountant, he's going to be a CPA. I was the class clown and the best entertainer in my senior classes in our yearbook. That was my senior hall of fame, two characteristics. The reason I say that is because it's not just a certain personality type that can choose accounting. I did it because I thought it was a phenomenal pathway into business and understanding business at a depth that would really make it possible for my career to flourish.
