Funny stories - Parenting Video Transcripts
Video 1 Transcript
So my baby was about nine months or ten I think and he he was just crawling everywhere and he used to grab, well he still does, but he has this little balls that he just grabs and crawls with them like if he was a little monkey and one of those days he grabbed two of them and he was just crawling like that and he stopped and looked at us and I guess he got so excited that he split his arms up I guess to smack the ground with the two balls and start crawling but he made his he smacked his face on the ground and he was so funny he of course he was crying he was crying and my wife and I were laughing so hard and it was sad but funny
Video 2 Transcript
When one of my sons was three years old, we were living in Las Vegas in an apartment and we were out swimming at the pool and there was a lady sitting on the side smoking a cigarette and he just kept staring at her and I was wondering what his little mind was thinking and eventually he went up to her and asked her why she wanted tar stains on her teeth and I about died. He got the treatment of calling him by his full name and the lady just smiled and smiled at me and she was very kind to him and his rude toddler question. So when you think your kids aren't paying attention to lessons or things you're teaching them or what's on the tv and the commercials about getting tar stains off your teeth if you smoke, they are listening so they are learning.
Video 3 Transcript
I was on a hike with my children one time, and I thought it was spring, so we went on a hike. It wasn't spring in the forest, and so we're walking along this pond, and I look over, and there's these two guys walking on the pond. There was ice. They're like, they're cool, you know. Their bro's just hanging out in their sweaters, and my daughter's like, can I go walk on the pond? That looks so fun. No, you can't walk on the pond. No, no, no, you can't walk on the pond. Then at that moment, the guys broke through the ice. They fell in waist-deep water. They're flummoxed and chilly, and they're like, have to get themselves out. They're like wading through ice and mud and toads, and we walk away, and Heidi's like, can I walk on the pond now? No, they just fell through. Are you crazy?
Video 4 Transcript
So my oldest was four years old and my best friend was watching him and she says, let's clean up that your room for mommy. So he goes up and says the S-H-I-T word and my best friend goes, little boys don't say that, little boys say holy cow. So a week later they go up and same situation and my oldest says, oh, holy crap. And again, my best friend says, no, little boys don't say holy crap. They say, holy cow. So fast forward two weeks later and my son's sick at daycare. And I said, oh honey, you look like S-H-I-T. And he goes, no mom, I look like a cow. I almost died. I almost died. It was hilarious.
Video 5 Transcript
We were on a hike and we saw a dead bird and my three-year-old said, I want the bird to feel better. I want to give it a hug so it doesn't feel dead anymore. I didn't let her give it a hug. I was walking with my daughter Erica around a pond and there were some people fishing. And Erica said, what are they doing? They're catching fish. Why are they fishing? Why are they catching fish? Because they want to eat fish. How do you fish? I don't know how to fish, sorry. I know how to fish. Really, how do you fish? First, be a man, get a rod, fish. Easy as that. One time, my son Austin was walking around and he said, where's mom? And my husband said, I don't know, is there something I can help you with? And my son said, yes. My husband said, what is it? And Austin said, find my mom.
Video 6 Transcript
One of the funniest things that has happened to my husband and I since having our baby girl, he was changing our daughter and after she had pooped and as soon as he put the new diaper on, she poops again. So he goes and he changes her again and then as soon as he's finished putting that diaper on, there she goes again, pooping again, the third diaper. And so it was just kind of a crazy experience and another time she proceeded to blow out of multiple outfits and it was all in a multiple hour time frame, but it was crazy. And another time she decided that she was going to blow out up her diaper, not down her diaper. And so you could just see it bloom up her outfit and it was insane. Such a crazy moment.
