50+ Best Cheesy Mormon Pick-Up Lines

Here are some of the best and cheesiest Mormon Pick-up lines around. There were so many great pick-up lines that they had to be broken down into different categories. Categories include pick-up lines related to: Temples, Scriptures, Scripture References, The Book of Mormon, Heaven, Missions, The Priesthood, The Spirit, Angels, Beauty, Mormon Songs, Ect.

There is also a section below of everyday pick-up lines that are definitely worth mentioning. Enjoy!

Temple ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “What’s your favorite temple? I’m looking at mine!”
  2. “A date with me is like a temple, and you have a recommend.”

Scripture ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “I was reading the Book of Numbers last night, and I realized I don’t have yours.”
  2. “I will treat you how I treat my scriptures. With care and love.”
  3. “You are my Pearl of Great Price.” 

Scripture Reference ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “Are you the iron rod? Cause I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.”
    -1 Nephi 8:24 “And it came to pass that I beheld others pressing forward, and they came forth and caught hold of the end of the rod of iron; and they did press forward through the mist of darkness, clinging to the rod of iron, even until they did come forth and partake of the tree.”
  2. “The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.”
    1 Nephi 8: 10-11 “And it came to pass that I beheld a tree whose fruit was desireable to make one happy. And it came to pass that I did go forth and partake of the fruit thereof; and I beheld that it was most sweet, above all that I ever before tasted.”
  3. “You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream. You are the most precious of all.”
    1 Nephi: 15:36 “Wherefore, the wicked are rejected from the righteous, and also from that tree of life, whose fruit is most precious and most desireable above all other fruits.”
  4. “Are you a Gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart!”
    Helaman 6:18 “And now behold, those murders and plunderers were a band who had been formed by Kishkumen and Gadianton… And they were called Gadianton’s robbers and murderers.”
  5. “Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.”
    Alma 37: 38 “And now my son, I have somewhat to say concerning the thing which our fathers call a  ball, or director–or our fathers called it Liahona, which is, being interpreted, a compass; and the Lord prepared it.”
  6. “Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!”
    Doctrine and Covenants 121: 45 “Let thy bowels also be full of charity towards men, and to the household of faith, and let virtue garnish thy thoughts unceasingly;”
  7. “The 13th Article of Faith requires me to ask you out.”
    Article of Faith 13 “We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul– We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.”
  8. “I’m no Joseph, but I’m having a hard time interpreting the dreams I am having about you.”
    Genesis 41: 15 “And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, I have dreamed a dream, and there is none that can interpret it: and I have heard say of thee, that thou canst understand a dream to interpret it.”
  9. “I would leave 99 sheep to come find you.”
    Matthew 18:12 “How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine , and goeth into the mountains and seeketh that which is gone astray?”
  10. “It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kind of soil.”
    Matthew 13: 3-8 “…a sower went up to sow; and when he sowed, some seeds fell by the way side, and the fouls came and devoured up: Some fell upon stony places, where they had not much earth: and forthwith they sprung up, because they had no deepness of earth: and when the sun was up, they were scorched; and because they had no root, they withered away. And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprung up, and choked them: But other fell into good ground and brought forth fruit”
  11. “The scriptures say to give drink to those that are thirsty and to feed the hungry. How about dinner?”
    Proverbs 25:21 “If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink”
  12. “I don’t know if you realized this or not, but you just broke the eighth commandment. You stole my heart.”
    Exodous 20: 15 “Thou shalt not steal.”
  13. “Are you Laban’s sword? Because you are exceedingly fine.”
    1 Nephi 4: 9 “And I beheld his sword, and I drew it forth from the sheath thereof; and the hilt thereof was of pure gold, and the workmanship thereof was exceedingly fine, and I saw that the blade thereof was of the most precious steel”

Book of Mormon ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “(While dancing) You know, I’m really grateful for Martin Harris. Without him there’d be another 113 pages between us.”
  2. “I missed you like the Bible missed the Book of Mormon in the great apostasy.”

Heaven ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “Not even the veil could make me forget you.”
  2. “They say we can’t remember anything from the premortal life, but there is no way I could ever forget that smile.”
  3. “What are your plans for tonight? How about eternity?”
  4. “For a moment I thought I had died and gone to Heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive and that heaven has been brought to me.”

Mission ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.”

Priesthood ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out)”

Spirit ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.”
  2. “Can I be your spirit? I would love to be with thee withersoever thou goest.”

Angels ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.”
  2. “Are you an angel? Because whenever I’m around you I strongly feel the spirit.”
  3. “Do you mind if I hold your hand? I have always wanted to know what it would be like to hold the hand of an angel.”
  4. “Am I in the celestial kingdom? Because I know I see an angel right in front of me.”

Beauty ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “Modest is hottest. And you are on FIRE.”
  2. “Have you ever been resurrected before? Because you have the most perfect body.”
  3. “God was showing off when he made you.”
  4. “You might need to talk to your bishop about your word of wisdom problem. Because you are SMOKIN’.”
  5. “You’re beautiful in God’s eyes. And in mine too.”
  6. “Besides being a beautiful daughter of God, what else are you majoring in?”

Song ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “Jesus may want you for a sunbeam, but I just want you.”
  2. “Is there a fire burning in here, or is that just the spirit of God that is radiating from you?”
  3. “I need thee every hour.”
  4. “Is your name sunshine? Because you are in my soul today.”

Random ~ LDS Pick-Up Lines

  1. “Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.”
  2. “Can you bring your feelings for me to the church Thursday night at 7? Because I’m pretty sure it’s mutual.”
  3. “How do you spell your name? (answer) NO WAY! That is how it is spelled in my patriarchal blessing.”
  4. “Hey girl. You must be right. Because I choose you.” (CTR)
  5. “Would you like to be added to my Family History one day?”
  6. “I’m not really this tall. I’m sitting on my mini pocket scriptures.”
  7. “Were you a boy scout? Because you’ve got my heart tied in all sorts of knots.”
  8. “I think it might be time for us to move out of the singles’ ward… if you know what I mean.”


Dearest Darling… after much deliberation, and significant consideration, I have half the inclination to make you my relation. So if you’ll meet me at the station, with the bishop’s cooperation, we will form a combination that will increase the population.

More Pick-Up Lines

  1. “Do you know what this sweater is made of? Boyfriend material.”
  2. “Are there 21 letters in the alphabet? (She / he answers: No. There are 26.) Oh my bad. I forgot URAQT.”
  3. “I know exactly what your Mr. Right looks like. I see him every morning when I look in the mirror.”
  4. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Mind if I have yours?”
  5. “I can’t wait until tomorrow. Why? Because somehow you get prettier everyday.”
  6. “Hershey’s makes millions of kisses everyday. I’m only asking for one.”
  7. “Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.”
  8. “Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?”
  9. “There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t seem to take them off of you.”
  10. “You look a little sad and gloomy. Luckily for you, I think I know exactly what you need. Some vitamin ME.”
  11. “I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
  12. “Is this love at first sight, or do you need me to walk by again?”
  13. “Last night I was looking at the stars, and for every one I saw I thought of something that I love about you… but eventually, I ran out of stars.”
  14. “Can I borrow your phone? I told my mom I would call her when I found the girl of my dreams.”
  15. “Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?”
  16. “If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for fear of losing you.”
  17. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
  18. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
  19. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
  20. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”
  21. “Do you have a name or can I just call you ‘Mine’?”
  22. “Have you ever played soccer? Because you are a keeper.”
  23. “Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”
  24. “I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
  25. “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling”
  26. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
  27. “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
  28. “Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.”

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I had to wait until I was sixteen to go on a date, but I would wait until the end of MY days if I could spend one with you.


I was reading the book of Numbers last night, and I realized I didn’t have yours.


Is this the Second Coming? Cause you’re looking perfect.


Ask girl if there are 20 letters in the alphabet (Girl replies no) Oh I forgot URAQT (That’s only 25) Don’t worry I’ll give you the D later!


Wanna hold the priesthood? (Guy holds his arms out). I love this one.


I’m Mormon and I find these hilarious!

Comments (7)

Now I know what Nephi felt like in 1Nephi 11:15 when the angel asked him what he saw.

“And I said unto him: A virgin, most beautiful and fair above all other virgin”
( Great for dating sites, let them look up the scripture)

I am a Mormon these are perfect! They are so funny!

Are you 1 Nephi? Cause I keep coming back to you.

Are you a Temple Reccommend?
Cause I can’t enter the temple without you.

Out of all the curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

In the Bible it says to keep my thoughts pure and lovely (Philippians 4:8), so ive been thinking of you as much as I can

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